All tagged alf

Jon Dawson: Lost wedding rings and pet ducks

TD#1 has been harping on the pet duck thing for about a year now. We have a beautiful dog named Lucille that is quite loving to people and joyously homicidal to any series of critters she discovers invading our yard. I'm not sure what function the duck would serve that Lucille isn't already serving, as she loves the water and after eating too quickly is known to quack like a Gatling gun for several minutes.

Jon Dawson: Neuse News dancers and Bucklesberry theater

My colleagues Junious Smith III and Graham Hill were the first and (to date) only male Rockettes in that organization's storied history, so it makes sense that they'd jump at an opportunity to show off their moves. Scott Cole apparently was coerced into dancing, as he's the only person I've ever met who thought Kevin Bacon was the villain in "Footloose".